BREAKING NEWS: Steve Jobs Announces "9 Piece" iPhone Application

Maybach Music Group has developed a powerful application designed to browse, monitor and control narcotic transactions from the iPhone. The innovative application, tentatively titled "9 Piece", promises to effectively streamline the work flow for Tan, Green, and Pale. Steve Jobs took the stage at Apple Inc.'s Worldwide Developers Conference to announce new features and products from the company. "Maybach Music Group isn't just a record label, despite being responsible for the classiest Mafioso Rap of the last decade or so," he said. "It's the marriage of that plus the humanities and the liberal arts that distinguishes MMG." Hilarity ensued when Jobs muttered "rest in peace" in response to being asked whether Young Jeezy could be expected to contribute a U.S.D.A. application in the future.

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  1. Fuck jizzle.....

    RIP tudda competition.....

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  2. RNC Chairman Michael SteeleFebruary 5, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    Hilarity ensued when Jobs muttered "rest in peace" in response to being asked whether Young Jeezy could be expected to contribute a U.S.D.A. application in the future.
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    LOL

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