INTERVIEW: Heroine Headliner

Take notes. Press record. Get acquainted. Be a BAWSE.
Before we get started, I have to mention the homie cOLD (Nah Right c-section veteran) quasi-died last week. Do you have any memories you would like to share with the world? No homo of course.
When cOLD dove off the mountain top and turned into a golden eagle....I cried tears of sorrow.....
It reminded me of my first cocaine customer.....
That went from comatose.....
To overdose.....
I've always been curious of your real identity. I'm going to just throw a few names out just to see if anything sticks. Are you cOLD?
Due to our various underworld dealin's.....
And their implications.....
It's imperative that my identification remain undisclosed.....
However.....I will say.....
RIP cOLD
RIP John Gotti
RIP Paul Castellano
RIP Carlo Gambino
That's a little vague. Can you confirm or deny that you are Abortatron from Light Weight Heavy?
Abordotron be the same shade as my fishscale.....
Stop @ 5.....
Next question.....
Are you actually Def Jam employee Rick Ross?
Employee.....?
Nah.....we BAWSE's on this side.....
From the mountains of Madrid.....
To mountains of cocaine.....
BAWSE
Where hasn't he been yet.....
Ummm, ok. Do you have still have beef with Nah Right, or is that issue resolved?
Infectin' your customers wit AIDS is neva a good look.....
It's bad for business.....
Eskay got rich, stopped tryin'.....
How about Young Jeezy? Did The BAWSE turn the other cheek (no Fonzworth Bentley)?
Pussies don't get pussy.....
I piss on graves.....
Jeezy was able to convince Big Meech to deliver a cosign on "The Real BMF". Does Ross still keep in contact with Boobie?
Fuck jizzle for cavin'/That's why we don't speak/Made men ain't supposed to make statements.....
#RAWSEgems
What did you think of the recent episode of Gangland which featured BMF?
Fuck TV.....
We livin' life like a movie.....
Money. Models. Mansions. Maybachs.
Countin' cream as my dick swing.....
Do you think the popularity of BMF is what made The History Channel want to profile Jeezy's homie?
When your motivation is defined by millions…..
And that definition is defied by your own domination……
You are truly BAWSE….
Customary constraints don’t apply on this side….
We makin' informants get plastic surgery.....
History. Excellence. Legendary. Classicism. Cocaine.
What do you think about The Last Laugh (Jeezy's lastest mixtape)?
Last Laugh.....?
More like the first brick.....
tm1o3 cumming soon.....
You mentioned something before about The BAWSE ghost writing for Nas. Can you elaborate?
Illmatic was originally titled RAWSEmatic....
But, I should cease.....
I've already disclosed too much information.....
Niggas be runnin' through the block shootin'/time to start the revolution/catch a body head for Houston.....
Vintage RAWSE.....
Alright man. I know you got crab meats to tend to, so here's the final question. Former Colombian presidential candidate Ingrid Betancourt was kidnapped by FARC rebels. She was held hostage in rebel camps in the middle of the jungle for over six years before she was freed in a dramatic military rescue in July of 2008. Who's more Trilla, Betancourt or The BAWSE?
God wanna see you niggas in a Bentley.....
*blank stare*
*BAWSE stare*
Whatever nigga.
TrillAAAAA!!!!!

16 comments:

  1. Abordotron be the same shade as my fishscale.....

    Stop @ 5.....

    Next question.....
    ^^^^^^^
    *pearly gates*

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  2. This post has achieved.....

    BAWSE status.....

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  3. No better way to end an interview.

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  4. THESE MUTHAFUCKAS MAD CAUSE I'M ICEY!!!

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  5. Amazing (no homo).

    Peace to Hl and da Bawse for a great read.

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